From the monthly archives:
In the world of Bob, there are two food groups.
Sure…a salad here or fruit there is handy to supplement hunger cravings...a bit to tide me over until the next real meal. But don’t try to fool my stomach at meal time with that fluff. My stomach demands substance, a hunk of meat and a chunk of tater.
My stomach (I named it Vernon) and I have conversations periodically. Vernon growls, rumbles, and grouses…I interpret those communications for others who may be in the area, listening. Vernon is most vocal at 11:00 a.m., 4:00 p.m., and 10:00 p.m.
The other day, Vernon expressed outrage at the USDA and the agency’s efforts to limit the numbers of potato servings consumed by school children on a weekly basis to a measly, little two occasions per week. Vernon said (I quote), "What are they thinking? Potatoes are essential for life, a true comfort food, and so satisfying! Potatoes have been good enough for Rohrer’s for generations and look at us…no u ...
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